first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I did not marry a roomba.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize