last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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