You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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