I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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