I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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