Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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