Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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