Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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