I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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