So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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