And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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