There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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