So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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