D3 body, D1 cock
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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