Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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