i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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