That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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