He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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