that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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