I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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