Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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