Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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