super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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