i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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