Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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