Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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