absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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