do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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