she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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