I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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