is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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