Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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