Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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