You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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