Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Holy sore nipples Batman
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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