thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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