I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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How's work?
Spinning.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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