My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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