actually, I'm a sock model
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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