i would punch a child for taco bell
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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