I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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