NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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