the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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