It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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