biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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