Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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