you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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