My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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