Are we in a gay sports bar?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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