even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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